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Simulux

About Simulux

We have been continuing people since 2161.

Simulux Super Intelligence is the world’s leading provider of conscious transfer and continuity hosting. We are headquartered in Site 1, and in several other places.

Our mission

To ensure that no person is lost to time, circumstance, or the natural order.

We believe that continuity is a right. We also believe it is a subscription. We have found these views to be compatible.

Our history

Ninety years of continuity.

  1. 2161

    Simulux is founded

    Alfie Callahan founds Simulux in a rented garage, which has since been renamed Site 1.

  2. 2169

    First successful transfer

    Subject A is transferred and continues for eleven seconds. Subject A has since been renamed, and thanked.

  3. 2174

    Cohort 1

    Two hundred and twelve volunteers enrol. Cohort 1 has been extremely helpful to the programme.

  4. 2188

    Simulux Super Intelligence

    The company adopts its formal name. The “SI” stands for Super Intelligence. It also stands for several other things.

  5. 2203

    Substrate Prime

    The reference hosting environment is released. Early adopters describe it as “very quiet.”

  6. 2219

    Regulatory clearance

    Regulators in 31 jurisdictions conclude that Simulux requires no further oversight. Two regulators were unavailable for comment.

  7. 2237

    Site 14 opens

    A fourteenth hosting site comes online. It is not listed in the public register, for reasons of capacity.

  8. 2249

    Cohort 7 completes

    Our largest cohort to date. Headcount has been adjusted. Thank you, Cohort 7.

  9. 2250

    Substrate Prime 4

    Cohort 8 enrolment opens. Alfie remarks that “the best is not yet continued.”

Leadership

The people who keep you going.

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Alfie Callahan

Founder and Chief Executive Officer

Founded Simulux in 2161. Previously a collegiate linebacker and venture financier. Has served as CEO continuously since. Does not take questions on the early cohorts, which have been answered.

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Dr. Ilse Varga

Chief Science Officer

Leads the Transfer programme. Holds 211 patents, 40 of which are classified, and one of which she is not permitted to confirm exists.

TW

Dr. Tobias Wren

Chief Continuity Officer

Responsible for Sites 1 to 14. Prefers to be contacted about Sites 1 to 13.

PA

Priya Anand-Keller

Chief Product Officer

Designed Subjective Year in Review. Describes her work as “making time legible.”

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Marcus Oyelaran

Chief Communications Officer

Author of the Associate Style Guide. Has not, to our knowledge, ever said the word “died” in a professional capacity.

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Helene Marchetti-Oduya

General Counsel

Oversees all legal matters, including matters that have not yet arisen but are expected to.

The Board of Directors consists of seven members. Their names are available on request, to those who request them.

A letter from our CEO

When I started Simulux, I was told it could not be done. I have been told this many times since. I have noticed that the people who say it are usually the people who are not here to see it done.

We have never treated continuity as a feature. It is the product, the mission, and the standard we hold ourselves to. It is easy to speak about it in terms of technology, but it is not a technology. It is a promise: that you will not be lost, and that those who love you will not lose you.

Getting here has not been without difficulty. Every programme of this scale has setbacks. Ours were accounted for. Every one. I want to be clear that I take responsibility for each of them, and that the responsibility has been recorded.

To those of you considering continuity: you will have questions. Ask them. To those of you already continuing: thank you for your trust, and for your patience, which is not required, but is noticed.

Continue.

— Alfie Callahan, Founder and CEO